king-of-cats:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

Frick everything was brought back

Clear - Jellyfish song [FULL]
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its-saya:

MAKOTO PILLOW GIVEAWAY.
You spend to many lonely nights dreaming about Tachibana?
Now you have a chance to hug his soft (too soft) body every night and wake up with him by your side every morning!
Maybe you want to take him to the pool or beach? Here are two sides of Makoto, for you particular situations!
And just look, he has some long and sweet thing in his hands for these hot days!
So all you have to do is:
1) reblog! No follow needed
2) do it as many times, as you want!
3) open your ask box
4) wait till 25 September!

Thank you for being with me!
And yes, I had so much fun writing this post :DD

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
Five True Facts About Asexuals

kharmitch:

1.) The asexual can exit this plane of reality by staying very, very still.

2.) The asexual can hear emotions such as fear.

3.) The standard asexual has 12 ghost tentacles sprouting from its back. Super Asexuals have 13, and Mega Asexuals can grow as many as 20.

4.) To summon an asexual, sing ‘Dancing Queen’ in Yiddish while slowly walking backwards in a circle. Multiple attempts may be needed.

5.) Normal asexuals are fond of deserts. The dry environment enriches the sarcasm deposits located in their lower abdomen. Asexuals that are able to maintain their deposits while living in wetter areas are very powerful and are to be feared.

This has been Five True Facts About Asexuals.

                          What do you wish for?
                                                                                                            - Dedicated to Kirakai
aobaboon:

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monsieurdangereux:

ThEY gOT THEIR LICENSES TOGETHER
GOD THEYRE KILLLING ME
Adventure Time #31

monsieurdangereux:

ThEY gOT THEIR LICENSES TOGETHER

GOD THEYRE KILLLING ME

Adventure Time #31

nintendo-forever:

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slayboybunny:

everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life

johannathemad:

i can’t believe i actually managed to draw something

i haven’t seen one with death note, so~

dolphinsweater:

the main thing i look for in a significant other is the ability to rap the entire danny phantom theme song from memory